And now buckle up!!!
\nIf I had my own airline, I would offer a flight like this to my dear guests*:<\/p>\n
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Master\/Mistress has turned on the Fasten Seat Belt sign. If you haven\u2019t already done so, please stow your clothes underneath the seat in front of you or in an overhead bin. Please take your seat and fasten your seat belt for an unforgettable BDSM experience. And also make sure your mouth and vagina\/cock are in their right position.”<\/p>\n
“If you are seated next to an orgasmic exit, please read carefully the special instructions card located between your legs. If you do not wish to perform the functions described in the event of a horny emergency, please ask a flight attendant to satisfy you.
\nWe remind you that this is a non-moral flight. Moral scruples are prohibited on the entire aircraft, including the lavatories. Tampering with, disabling or destroying the puritan detectors is prohibited by law.
\nIf you have any questions about our flight today, please don\u2019t hesitate to get intimate with one of our flight attendants. Thank you.\u201d<\/p>\n
“Also, your portable electronic sextoys must be set to \u2018full power\u2019 mode until an announcement is made upon sexual climax arrival. Thank you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLadies and gentlemen, I\u2019d like to direct your attention to the television monitors. We will be showing our porno demonstration and would like the next few minutes of your complete sexual arousal.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNow we request your full attention as the Master\/Mistress demonstrate the safety features of this power exchange flight.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen the sub sign illuminates, you must fasten your seat belt as painful as possible. Insert the metal fittings one into the other, and tighten by pulling on the loose end of the strap. To release your seat belt, lift the right hand to the dom. We suggest that you keep your seat belt fastened throughout the role-play, as you may experience libidinous punishments.<\/p>\n
In a few moments, the Master\/Mistress will be passing around the cabin to offer you choking or strokes, as well as pinch\/scratch\/insults\/humiliations and spit. Bondage is also available at a nominal charge\/with our compliments. (On long flights with inflight entertainment: Also, we will be showing you our BDSM Live Show presentation.) Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight. Thank you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFlight attendants please prepare for after sex depression or injuries.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFlight attendant prepare for landing please.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019d like to thank you for joining us on this trip and we are looking forward to seeing you on board again in the near future. Have a nice day\/evening\/night\/stay!\u201d
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\ud83d\ude42 What kind of “specials” would you offer on your airplanes?<\/p>\n
*(written by myself, like always on my blog!)<\/p>\n